Funny Jokes Will and Guy's Funny Jokes, Short Stories and Amusing Pictures 'Laughter is the shortest distance between two people.' Victor Borge This site is built for enjoyment. We had great fun both in gathering the humour from numerous sources, and in arranging it an entertaining format. Teacher: 'If I gave you 2 cats and another 2 cats and another 2, how many would you have?' Johnny: 'Seven.' Teacher: 'No, listen carefully. If I gave you two cats, and another two cats and another two, how many would you have?' Johnny: 'Seven.' Teacher: 'Let me put it to you differently. If I gave you two apples, and another two apples and another two, how many would you have?' Johnny: 'Six.' Teacher: 'Good. Now if I gave you two cats, and another two cats and another two, how many would you have?' Johnny: 'Seven!' Teacher: 'Johnny, where in the heck do you get seven from?!' Johnny: 'Because I've already got a freaking cat!' Brown had two sons. One was named Mind Your Own Business & the other was named Trouble. One day the two boys decided to play hide and seek. Trouble hid while Mind Your Own Business counted to one hundred. Mind Your Own Business began looking for his brother behind garbage cans and bushes. Then he started looking in and under cars until a police man approached him and asked, 'What are you doing?' 'Playing a game,' the boy replied. Bermain game tanpa vga card. 'What is your name?' The officer questioned. 'Mind Your Own Business.' Furious the policeman inquired, 'Are you looking for trouble?!' The boy replied, 'Why, yes.' A blonde and a redhead have a ranch. They have just lost their bull. The women need to buy another, but only have $500. The redhead tells the blonde, 'I will go to the market and see if I can find one for under that amount. If I can, I will send you a telegram.' She goes to the market and finds one for $499. Having only one dollar left, she goes to the telegraph office and finds out that it costs one dollar per word. She is stumped on how to tell the blonde to bring the truck and trailer. Finally, she tells the telegraph operator to send the word 'comfortable.' Skeptical, the operator asks, 'How will she know to come with the trailer from just that word?' Cagen resturant in lex. Gemini gvx sub15p manual transmission oil change. The redhead replies, 'She's a blonde so she reads slow: 'Come for ta bull.' Reaching the end of a job interview, the Human Resources Officer asks a young engineer fresh out of the Massachusetts Institute of Technology, 'And what starting salary are you looking for?' The engineer replies, 'In the region of $125,000 a year, depending on the benefits package.' The interviewer inquires, 'Well, what would you say to a package of five weeks vacation, 14 paid holidays, full medical and dental, company matching retirement fund to 50% of salary, and a company car leased every two years, say, a red Corvette?' The engineer sits up straight and says, 'Wow! Are you kidding?' The interviewer replies, 'Yeah, but you started it.'
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